Category: Joke Board
You know you're growing old when..
You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about
almost
everything.
The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten
items or
less" lane.
You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your
parents.
You've found yourself discussing the weather.
You remember your kid's names, just not always the right one.
You have nightmares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street
for the
garbage collector.
Your high school yearbook is now home to three different species of mold.
You buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they
work.
You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around
Disney
World include you.
You recognize Led Zeppelin songs that have been turned into elevator Muzak.
You've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated
Classic-"for the
last time in a generation"
Wal-Mart and Target seem to share your fashion sense.
The only way you know to stop a virtual pet from beeping involves the patio
and a
sledgehammer.
You can pack two suits, Five shirts, five ties, five pairs of underwear,
five pairs
of socks, a pair of shoes, and half of your bathroom into a carry-on bag-in
less
than five minutes.
You know what Earth Shoes are.
You think if you hear "Stairway to Heaven" one more time your head will
explode.
Your weight-lifting program seems to have no effect on your muscles, but the
veins
on the backs of your hands are bulking up quite nicely.
funny, dude! funny!